Thinking about heading to Tosche Station.
— Luke Skywalker (@skywokka) March 18, 2009

Gah. Snuck off to the Imperial recruiting station in Mos Espa. Apparently I’m a little short to be a stormtrooper. Back to square one.
— Luke Skywalker (@skywokka) March 23, 2009

Being smuggled.
— Luke Skywalker (@skywokka) July 4, 2009

My aunt and uncle died, I was abducted by an old dude, he died, I met some people, and also I’m a murderer now. Weird day so far.
— Luke Skywalker (@skywokka) September 29, 2010

On the other hand, I met a hot space princess, got a rad laser sword, and we’re going to a place with "trees," whatever those are.
— Luke Skywalker (@skywokka) September 29, 2010

…holy shit I just killed like a million people.
— Luke Skywalker (@skywokka) March 11, 2013

And there’s Ben’s voice again. Everyone is dead and I’m haunted.
— Luke Skywalker (@skywokka) March 11, 2013

WATER?! These maniacs clean themselves with WATER?!
— Luke Skywalker (@skywokka) October 22, 2014

They’re making me wear a really stupid yellow jacket
— Luke Skywalker (@skywokka) November 6, 2014

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