Researchers Say They Are Now Over 60% Confident Ohio Exists

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U.S. — Researchers reported this week that they are now over 60% confident Ohio exists.

"We’ve looked into it, and we’re now pretty sure," said Dr. Frank Paulson, the lead researcher of the federally funded study. "I mean, as sure as you can be about these kinds of things." Scientists say they have found "fairly convincing" evidence such as highway signs in definitely real states like Indiana, Michigan, and Pennsylvania that mention Ohio, something called Cincinatti chili, and several semi-professional sports teams like the Bengals and Browns.

Experts had begun looking into the existence of the once-mythical state after thinking about it for a while and realizing that no one knew what was under Michigan and above Kentucky.

"So, yeah, Ohio. It’s a thing, apparently," said Paulson.

Scientists aren’t sure what to do with the information, pointing out that while this is a groundbreaking discovery, "it’s still just, you know, Ohio."


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Pastor Informs Worship Leader It’s Inappropriate To Bring Tuba And Lead Congregation In VeggieTales Theme Song

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CLEVELAND, OH — Congregants at St. James Church report that Pastor Paul Mendoza set an inspiring example of Christian charity and forbearance by calmly explaining to worship leader Jason Green that bringing a tuba and playing the VeggieTales theme song during the service is inappropriate.

According to eyewitnesses, Mendoza spent 20 minutes explaining the concept of proper reverence in corporate worship to the disappointed worship leader without once raising his voice or rolling his eyes.

"I get what you’re going for, but I just don’t think it’s appropriate," Mendoza kindly explained to Green, who was sadly holding his tuba. "The point of worship is that the congregation reverently and gratefully sings praises to the Lord who made heaven and earth, not that they sing about anthropomorphic vegetables. And it is a little bit sanctimonious to lead into the sermon with the phrase ‘do we have a show for you!’"

Mendoza went on to point out that the song says "half an hour", and he couldn’t guarantee his sermon wouldn’t go on for well over that.

Sources say that Pastor Mendoza also requested that Green refrain from breaking into "The Cheeseburger Song" and "Barbara Manatee", even if he thinks that they would fit really nicely with the sermon topic.

At publishing time, Green had reluctantly decided to cut "The Water Buffalo Song" from the plan for next Sunday’s service after learning that not everybody has a water buffalo.


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Save up to $650 on Apple’s latest 14-inch MacBook Pro with M3 Pro, M3 Max chip

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Save on Apple’s latest 14-inch MacBook Pro.


Steeper discounts are in effect on Apple’s current 14-inch MacBook Pro, with every M3 Pro and M3 Max configuration up to $650 off. Plus, grab a bonus discount on three years of AppleCare with coupon.

We’re tracking fresh price drops on Apple’s 14-inch MacBook Pro, with savings of up to $650 off thanks to instant rebates stacked with promo code APINSIDER at Apple Authorized Reseller Adorama.

If you’re looking for the lowest price period, the cheaper M3 14-inch MacBook Pro is also eligible for a coupon discount on every configuration. The M3 version has fewer ports and comes in Space Gray vs the Space Black option found in the M3 Pro / M3 Max line. You can find a rundown of the chip differences in our M3, M3 Pro & M3 Max chip comparison.

Those looking to protect their purchase can also save $50 on three years of AppleCare with the same APINSIDER coupon, regardless of which 14-inch model is selected.

How to activate the APINSIDER coupon code at Adorama

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  1. Add the MacBook Pro to your Adorama shopping cart.
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The Penguin’s New Trailer Teases the Crimes That Come After The Batman

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Max has released a second trailer for The Penguin, its upcoming spinoff of Matt Reeves’ The Batman starring Colin Farrell as crime lord Oswald Cobblepott. Take a look!

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As evidenced by the trailer, the series’ will largely concern the Penguin overseeing his criminal empire as he makes repeated power plays against the Falcone crime family in light of Gotham’ s recent flood problem. He is a seabird, after all. Also of note is Farrell’s improved make-up— his cheekbones are now less prominent, making him look less like Richard Kind and more like a bloated Robert Davi. And is there heat between Oswald and Cristin Milioti’s rival, Sofia Falcone? Out of a cast that includes Clancy Brown, Rhenzy Feliz, Michael Kelly, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Deirdre O’Connell, James Madio, Scott Cohen, Michael Zegen, Carmen Ejogo and Theo Rossi, she gets the most play here.

Are Fans Tired of Marvel and DC? Superhero Fatigue at NYCC 2023

We’ll find out when the series premieres is set to premiere on Max sometime this September.


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T-Shaped vs. V-Shaped Designers

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Many job openings in UX assume very specific roles with very specific skills. Product designers should be skilled in Figma. Researchers should know how to conduct surveys. UX writers must be able to communicate brand values.

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The Many Roles In UX

Successful candidates must neatly fit within established roles and excel at tools and workflows that are perceived as the best practice in the industry — from user needs to business needs and from the problem space to the solution space.

There is nothing wrong with that, of course. However, many companies don’t exactly know what expertise they actually need until they find the right person who actually has it. But too often, job openings don’t allow for any flexibility unless the candidate checks off the right boxes.

In fact, typically, UX roles have to fit into some of those rigorously defined and refined boxes:

“V”-Shaped Designers Don’t Fit Into Boxes

Job openings typically cast a very restrictive frame for candidates. It comes with a long list of expectations and requirements, mostly aimed at T-shaped designers — experts in one area of UX, with a high-level understanding of adjacent areas and perhaps a dash of expertise in business and operations.

But as Brad Frost noted, people don’t always fit squarely into a specific discipline. Their value comes not from staying within the boundaries of their roles but from intentionally crossing these boundaries. They are “V”-shaped — experts in one or multiple areas, with a profound understanding and immense curiosity in adjacent areas.

In practice, they excel at bridging the gaps and connecting the dots. They establish design KPIs and drive accessibility efforts. They streamline handoff and scale design systems. But to drive success, they need to rely on specialists, their T-shaped colleagues.

Shaping Your Own Boxes

I sincerely wish more companies would encourage their employees to shape their own boxes instead of defining confined boxes for them — their own unique boxes of any form and shade and color and size employees desire, along with deliverables that other teams would benefit from and could build upon.

🏔️ Hiring? → Maybe replace a long list of mandatory requirements with an open invitation to apply, even if it’s not a 100% match — as long as a candidate believes they can do their best work for the job at hand.

🎢 Seek a challenge? → Don’t feel restricted by your current role in a company. Explore where you drive the highest impact, shape this role, and suggest it.

Searching for a job? → Don’t get discouraged if you don’t tick all the boxes in a promising job opening. Apply! Just explain in fine detail what you bring to the table.

You’ve got this — and good luck, everyone! ✊🏽

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9 Grilling Mistakes You’re Probably Making (and How to Fix Them)

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You’ve almost certainly picked up some bad grilling habits. Here’s how to right the ship.

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Whether you’re a grilling novice or have been the go-to grillmaster at family cookouts for years, odds are you’ve picked up some bad grilling habits without realizing it.

In the realm of grilling advice, shortcuts and mysticism are trusted as law, and “the way we always do it” reigns supreme. One summer long ago you may have learned the basics of grilling from a friend or relative, which means it’s likely you’ve been subjected to such drivel.

From the myth of grill marks to the hidden dangers posed by metal wire brushes, here are nine bad grilling habits you need to unlearn before firing up your next cook.

Mistake 1: Aiming for grill marks

Sing it from the rooftops: Steaks, pork chops, chicken and anything else that goes on the grill are not bettered by lines.

As leading internet grill sage Meathead Goldwyn writes, these marks represent “unfulfilled potential.” Grill marks show where the Maillard reaction — that wonderful process that makes the sear so desirable — was and was not successful.

A proper piece of grilled meat should be covered in Maillard reaction, and it should be a uniform brownish color, not pitch black.

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We’re conditioned to strive for grill marks, but there’s a better way to grill.
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Mistake 2: Thinking more smoke is better

Plumes of white-grey smoke are a sign of poor fire management, not good barbeque.

That thick, cloudy smoke is the result of coals or wood that aren’t completing the combustion process in the fire, which causes the fuel to launch microparticles into the air and onto your food. This doesn’t taste like smoke, it tastes like burn.

The salve is a hotter fire, which results in the whispy blue smoke pitmasters want.

Mistake 3: Not using a meat thermometer

The thermometer built into your grill’s hood — yes, even your super-expensive grill — is mostly useless. Brands don’t invest in quality thermometers, and, even if they did, it would cover the less useful half of temperature tracking on a grill.

Unless you and your family are fond of undercooked meat, the internal temperature of a piece of protein will always be more important than the temperature on the interior of the grill.

Get a temperature probe from a brand such as Thermoworks and quit doing that thing where you touch the steak and then your thumb — it’s weird and ineffective.

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Meat temperature probes come in all shapes, sizes and price points, with some of our favorites coming from Utah-based company Thermoworks.
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Mistake 4: Spraying Pam on the grates to prevent sticking

A common method to ensure food doesn’t stick to grates is to spray the burning-hot grates with Pam cooking spray or wipe them down with an oily paper towel — this is folly.

Oil applied to grates of a lit grill, unless the grill is operating at a low temperature, will do nothing but burn. When the oil lands on the grate that has surpassed its smoke point (which is typically 400 degrees and below), it instantly smokes up and carbonizes on the grates. This is more likely to make things stickier than they already were.

The fix: Simply oil the meat itself before placing it on the grill.

Mistake 5: Believing BTUs are everything

Short for British Thermal Unit, the BTU represents the amount of the heat required to raise the temperature of one pound of water by one degree Fahrenheit. BTU counts are plastered all over many gas grills, but the measurement has issues.

For one, it’s typically measured at the grill’s maximum output, which is not how we use grills at home. In the grilling world, it’s also more of a measure of how much fuel a grill burns to raise the temperature, which means a highly inefficient, fuel-eating grill can earn a massive BTU count.

Instead of BTUs, ask for maximum temperature when shopping for natural gas or propane grills.

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Forget BTUs, what you really want is a grill that gets smoking hot.
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Mistake 6: Using lighter fluid

Google “lighter fluid health concerns” to get a taste of what nastiness comes with your need for a faster fire. What’s more, there’s an option that’s nearly as quick, and comes with less potential for actual explosions — charcoal chimneys.

Coals in the top, paper in the bottom and a lighter is all that’s needed to get coals hot and ready to grill in 10 minutes or less. Plus, it doesn’t smell nearly as bad.

Mistake 7: Cleaning the grates with wire a wire brush

Though it’s been reported on over and over again, it bears repeating: metal wire grill brushes can be dangerous.

The bristles may dislodge from the brush, wedge themself in the grate and enter the food on the grill. This can result in a trip to the hospital at worst and significant pain at a minimum.

A common hack to avoid using the brush is to crumple up a ball of aluminum foil tightly on some tongs and scrub the grates until clean. It’s best to do this after turning up the heat on the grill to allow leftover food to carbonize and then waiting for it to cool down before scrubbing.

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A pair of tongs and some tin foil is all you need to (safely) get your grates sparkling.
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Mistake 8: Soaking your wood chips

Think about why you heard you should soak wood chips (or, heaven forbid, logs of wood) before grilling — “it keeps them lit longer.” Technically, that may be true, but there’s a big problem.

The wet wood can’t smoke, which is what it’s there for, until it rids itself of the water that’s covering it. That smoke that comes off the wet chips when you throw them on hot coals? That’s steam, and you just significantly lowered the temperature of your coals, which is bad news.

If you’re worried about wood burning too fast, place it around the edge of your coal bed. Just don’t soak it.

Mistake 9: Using water for flare-ups

Applied by a spray bottle or dumped from a cup, water is not the solution to large flare-ups. Water serves only to spread the burning fat — the cause of the flare-up — around the grates and coalbed.

That’s problematic for the same reason water doesn’t smother a grease fire in the kitchen, and water also creates huge plumes of charcoal dust which can coat your food and create undesirable flavors.

Instead of panicking, close your grill’s lid and the vents. Fire feeds off oxygen first and foremost, so cutting off the supply will dull the flame in the least harmful way possible.

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