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What to Monitor in MySQL 8.0
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Monitoring is a must in all environments, and databases aren’t the exception. Once you have your database infrastructure up-and-running, you’ll need to keep tabs on what’s happening. Monitoring is a must if you want to be sure everything is going fine but also if you make necessary adjustments while your system grows and evolves. That will enable you to identify trends, plan for upgrades or improvements, or react adequately to any problems or errors that may arise with new versions, different purposes, and so on.
For each database technology, there are different things to monitor. Some of these are specific to the database engine, vendor, or even the particular version that you’re using. Database clusters heavily depend on the underlying infrastructure, so network and operating stats are interesting to see by the database administrators too.
When running multiple database systems, the monitoring of these systems can become quite a chore.
In this blog, we’ll take a look at what you need to monitor a MySQL 8.0 environment. We will also take a look at cluster control monitoring features, which may help you to track the health of your databases for free.
When observing a database cluster or node, there are two main points to take into account: the operating system and the MySQL instance itself. You will need to define which metrics you are going to monitor from both sides and how you are going to do it. You need to follow the parameter always in the meaning of your system, and you should look for alterations on the behavior model.
Grip in mind that when one of your parameters is affected, it can also affect others, making troubleshooting of the issue more complicated. Having a proper monitoring and alerting system is essential to make this task as simple as possible.
In most cases, you will need to use some tools, as it is difficult to find one to cover all the wanted metrics.
One major thing (which is common to all database engines and even to all systems) is to monitor the Operating System behavior. Here are some points to check here. Below you can find top system resources to watch on a database server. It’s actually also the list of very first things to check.
A high CPU usage is not a bad thing as long as you don’t reach the limit. Excessive percentage of CPU usage could be a problem if it’s not usual behavior. In this case, it is essential to identify the process/processes that are generating this issue. If the problem is the database process, you will need to check what is happening inside the database.
Ideally, your entire database should be stored in memory, but this is not always possible. Give MySQL as much as you can afford but leave enough for other processes to function.
If you see a high value for this metric and nothing has changed in your system, you probably need to check your database configuration. Parameters like shared_buffers and work_mem can affect this directly as they define the amount of memory to be able to use for the MySQL database. Swap is for emergencies only, and it should not be used, make sure you also have your operating system set to let MySQL decide about swap usage.
Disk usage is one of the key metrics to monitor and alert. Make sure you always have free space for new data, temporary files, snapshots, or backups.
Monitoring hard metric values is not good enough. An abnormal increase in the use of disk space or an excessive disk access consumption is essential things to watch as you could have a high number of errors logged in the MySQL log file or a lousy cache configuration that could generate a vital disk access consumption instead of using memory to process the queries. Make sure you are able to catch abnormal behaviors even if your warning and critical metrics are not reached yet.
Along with monitoring space we also should monitor disk activity. The top values to monitor are:
You can use iostat or pt-diskstats from Percona to see all these details.
Things that can affect your disk performance are often related to data transfer from and towards your disk so monitor abnormal processes than can be started from other users.
An all-in-one performance metric. Understanding Linux Load is a key to monitor OS and database dependent systems.
Load average related to the three points mentioned above. A high load average could be generated by an excessive CPU, RAM, or disk usage.
Unless doing backups or transferring vast amounts of data, it shouldn’t be the bottleneck.
A network issue can affect all the systems as the application can’t connect (or connect losing packages) to the database, so this is an important metric to monitor indeed. You can monitor latency or packet loss, and the main issue could be a network saturation, a hardware issue, or just a lousy network configuration.
While monitoring is a must, it’s not typically free. There is always a cost on the database performance, depending on how much you are monitoring, so you should avoid monitoring things that you won’t use.
In general, there are two ways to monitor your databases, from the logs or from the database side by querying.
In the case of logs, to be able to use them, you need to have a high logging level, which generates high disk access and it can affect the performance of your database.
For the querying mode, each connection to the database uses resources, so depending on the activity of your database and the assigned resources, it may affect the performance too.
Of course, there are many metrics in MySQL. Here we will focus on the top important.
You should also track the number of active sessions and DB up down status. Often to understand the problem you need to see how long the database is running. so we can use this to detect respawns.
The next thing would be a number of sessions. If you are near the limit, you need to check if something is wrong or if you just need to increment the max_connections value. The difference in the number can be an increase or decrease of connections. Improper usage of connection pooling, locking or network issues are the most common problems related to the number of connections.
The key values here are
If you have a query waiting for another query, you need to check if that another query is a normal process or something new. In some cases, if somebody is making an update on a big table, for example, this action can be affecting the normal behavior of your database, generating a high number of locks.
The key metrics to monitor for replication are the lag and the replication state. Not only the up down status but also the lag because a continuous increase in this value is not a very good sign as it means that the slave is not able to catch up with its master.
The most common issues are networking issues, hardware resource issues, or under dimensioning issues. If you are facing a replication issue you will need to know this asap as you will need to fix it to ensure the high availability environment.
Replication is best monitored by checking SLAVE STATUS and the following parameters:
Unfortunately, the vanilla community edition doesn’t come with the backup manager. You should know if the backup was completed, and if it’s usable. Usually, this last point is not taken into account, but it’s probably the most critical check in a backup process. Here we would have to use external tools like percona-xtrabackup or ClusterControl.
You should monitor your database log for errors like FATAL or deadlock, or even for common errors like authentication issues or long-running queries. Most of the errors are written in the log file with detailed useful information to fix it. Common failure points you need to keep an eye on are errors, log file sizes. The location of the error log can be found under the log_error variable.
Last but not least you can find a list of useful tools to monitor your database activity.
Percona Toolkit – is the set of Linux tools from Percona to analyze MySQL and OS activities. You can find it here. It supports the most popular 64 bit Linux distributions like Debian, Ubuntu, and Redhat.
mysqladmin – mysqladmin is an administration program for the MySQL daemon. It can be used to check server health (ping), list the processes, see the values of the variables, but also do some administrative work like create/drop databases, flush (reset) logs, statistics, and tables, kill running queries, stop the server and control replication.
innotop – offers an extended view of SHOW statements. It’s very powerful and can significantly reduce the investigation time. Among vanilla MySQL support, you can see the Galera view and Master-slave replication details.
mtop – monitors a MySQL server showing the queries which are taking the most amount of time to complete. Features include ‘zooming’ in on a process to show the complete query, ‘explaining’ the query optimizer information for a query and ‘killing’ queries. In addition, server performance statistics, configuration information, and tuning tips are provided.
Mytop – runs in a terminal and displays statistics about threads, queries, slow queries, uptime, load, etc. in tabular format, much similar to the Linux
This blog is not intended to be an exhaustive guide to how to enhance database monitoring, but it hopefully gives a clearer picture of what things can become essential and some of the basic parameters that can be watched. Do not hesitate to let us know if we’ve missed any important ones in the comments below.
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January 29, 2020 at 05:09AM
The Best White Noise Machine
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After 20 hours of research and testing, including interviews with one sleep researcher, two audiologists, and a sound engineer, we’re confident the LectroFan by ASTI is the white noise machine you’ll want to fall asleep with.
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January 29, 2020 at 02:52PM
Paris Museums Put 60,000+ Historic Photos Online, Copyright-Free
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Long-time reader schwit1 shares a report: Paris Musees, a group of 14 public museums in Paris, has made a splash by releasing high-res digital images for over 100,000 artworks through a new online portal. All the works were released to the public domain (CC0, or "No Rights Reserved"), and they include 62,599 historic photos by some of the most famous French photographers such as Eugene Atget. The new website, called the Collections portal, was launched on January 8th and offers powerful search and filtering options for finding specific artworks.
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
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January 29, 2020 at 03:22PM
Scholars Now Believe Jesus Spent Time With Prostitutes, Tax Collectors Just To Avoid Hanging Out With Loathsome Journalists
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Scholars Now Believe Jesus Spent Time With Prostitutes, Tax Collectors Just To Avoid Hanging Out With Loathsome Journalists
ISRAEL—Scholars studying ancient texts from the first century now believe Jesus actually spent time with prostitutes and tax collectors just to avoid hanging out with despicable journalists.
Up until now, Christians have always thought that Jesus hung out with everyone, even those on the dredges of society. But even the loving, compassionate Savior had standards and would not spend any time with news writers.
“Ugh, the journalists are over there — don’t let ’em see me,” He reportedly told tax collector Zaccheus after calling him down from the sycamore tree. “Hide me in your house, quick, so we can get away from those lowlifes.”
“Yeah, you tax collectors are scummy, but at least you’re not a reporter,” he said as they dined and did not try to destroy each other’s lives as journalists would be doing. “You won’t dox people, capitalize on a celebrity’s death for clicks, or try to search through my old tweets.”
Seeing that Jesus was indeed wise, Zaccheus then repented and agreed to pay everyone back and then some for what he had stolen.
“Once I saw that He hated journalists too, I realized He was alright.”
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January 29, 2020 at 03:26PM
Create iCal calendars
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Using this package, you can generate calendars for applications like Apple’s Calendar and Google Calendar. Calendars will be generated in the iCalendar format (RFC 5545), which is a textual format that can be loaded by different applications. This package tries to implement a minimal version of RFC 5545 with some extensions from RFC 7986. It’s not our intention to implement these RFC’s entirely but to provide a straightforward API that’s easy to use.
Here’s an example of how to use it:
use Spatie\IcalendarGenerator\Components\Calendar; use Spatie\IcalendarGenerator\Components\Event; Calendar::create('Laracon online') ->event(Event::create('Creating calender feeds') ->startsAt(new DateTime('6 March 2019 15:00')) ->endsAt(new DateTime('6 March 2019 16:00')) ) ->get();
The above code will generate this string:
BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:spatie/icalendar-generator NAME:Laracon online X-WR-CALNAME:Laracon online BEGIN:VEVENT UID:5cb9d22a00ba6 SUMMARY:Creating calender feeds DTSTART:20190306T150000 DTEND:20190306T160000 DTSTAMP:20190419T135034 END:VEVENT END:VCALENDAR
You can install the package via composer:
composer require spatie/icalendar-generator
Here’s how you can create a calendar:
$calendar = Calendar::create();
You can give a name to a calendar:
$calendar = Calendar::create('Laracon Online');
A description can be added to an calendar:
$calendar = Calendar::create() ->name('Laracon Online') ->description('Experience Laracon all around the world');
In the end, you want to convert your calendar to text so it can be streamed or downloaded to the user. Here’s how you do that:
Calendar::create('Laracon Online')->get(); // BEGIN:VCALENDAR ...
When streaming a calendar to an application, it is possible to set the refresh interval for the calendar by duration in minutes. When setting this, the calendar application will check your server every time after the specified duration for changes to the calendar:
Calendar::create('Laracon Online') ->refreshInterval(5) ...
An event can be created as follows. A name is not required, but a start date should always be given:
Event::create('Laracon Online') ->startsAt(new DateTime('6 march 2019'));
You can set the following properties on an event:
Event::create() ->name('Laracon Online') ->description('Experience Laracon all around the world') ->uniqueIdentifier('A unique identifier can be set here') ->createdAt(new DateTime('6 march 2019')) ->startsAt(new DateTime('6 march 2019 15:00')) ->endsAt(new DateTime('6 march 2019 16:00'));
Want to create an event quickly with start and end date?
Event::create('Laracon Online') ->period(new DateTime('6 march 2019'), new DateTime('7 march 2019'));
You can add a location to an event a such:
Event::create() ->address('Samberstraat 69D, 2060 Antwerp, Belgium') ->addressName('Spatie HQ') ->coordinates(51.2343, 4.4287) ...
You can set the organizer of an event, the email address is required but the name can be omitted:
Event::create() ->organizer('ruben@spatie.be', 'Ruben') ...
Attendees of an event can be added as such
Event::create() ->attendee('ruben@spatie.be') // only an email address is required ->attendee('brent@spatie.be', 'Brent') ...
You can also set the participation status of an attendee:
Event::create() ->attendee('ruben@spatie.be', 'Ruben', ParticipationStatus::accepted()) ...
There are three participation statuses:
ParticipationStatus::accepted()
ParticipationStatus::declined()
ParticipationStatus::tentative()
An event can be made transparent, so it does not overlap visually with other events in a calendar:
Event::create() ->transparent() ...
After creating your event, it should be added to a calendar. There are multiple options to do this:
// As a single event parameter $event = Event::create('Creating calendar feeds'); Calendar::create('Laracon Online') ->event($event) ... // As an array of events Calendar::create('Laracon Online') ->event([ Event::create('Creating calender feeds'), Event::create('Creating contact lists'), ]) ... // As a closure Calendar::create('Laracon Online') ->event(function(Event $event){ $event->name('Creating calender feeds'); }) ...
Since this package expects a DateTimeInterface for properties related to date and time, it is possible to use the popular Carbon library:
use Carbon\Carbon; Event::create('Laracon Online') ->startsAt(Carbon::now()) ...
By default, events will not use timezones. This means an event like noon at 12 o’clock will be shown for someone in New York at a different time than for someone in Sydney.
If you want to show an event at the exact time it is happening, for example, a talk at an online conference streamed around the world. Then you should consider using timezones.
This package relies on the timezones provided by PHP DateTime if you want to include these timezones in an event you can do the following:
$starts = new DateTime('6 march 2019 15:00', new DateTimeZone('Europe/Brussels')) Event::create() ->startsAt($starts) ->withTimezone() ...
Want timezones in each event of the calendar, then add withTimezones
to your Calendar
:
Calendar::create() ->withTimezone() ....
Alerts allow calendar clients to send reminders about specific events. For example, Apple Mail on an iPhone will send users a notification about the event. An alert always belongs to an event and has a description and the number of minutes before the event it will be triggered:
Event::create('Laracon Online') ->alertMinutesBefore(5, 'Laracon online is going to start in five mintutes');
You can also trigger an alert after the event:
Event::create('Laracon Online') ->alertMinutesAfter(5, 'Laracon online has ended, see you next year!');
Or trigger an alert on a specific date:
Event::create('Laracon Online') ->alert(Alert::date( new DateTime('05/16/2020 12:00:00'), 'Laracon online has ended, see you next year!' ))
You can use Laravel Responses to stream to calendar applications:
$calendar = Calendar::create('Laracon Online'); response($calendar->get()) ->header('Content-Type', 'text/calendar') ->header('charset', 'utf-8');
If you want to add the possibility for users to download a calendar and import it into a calendar application:
$calendar = Calendar::create('Laracon Online'); response($calendar->get()) ->header('Content-Type', 'text/calendar') ->header('charset', 'utf-8') ->download('my-awesome-calendar.ics');
We try to keep this package as straightforward as possible. That’s why a lot of properties and subcomponents from the RFC are not included in this package. We’ve made it possible to add other properties or subcomponents to each component in case you might need something not included in the package. But be careful! From this moment, you’re on your own correctly implementing the RFC’s.
You can add a new property to a component like this:
Calendar::create() ->appendProperty( TextPropertyType::create('ORGANIZER', 'ruben@spatie.be') ) ...
Here we’ve added a TextPropertyType
, and this is a default key-value property type with a text as value. You can also use the DateTimePropertyType
, the DurationPropertyType
or create your own by extending the PropertyType
class.
Sometimes a property can have some additional parameters, these are key-value entries and can be added to properties as such:
$property = TextPropertyType::create('ORGANIZER', 'ruben@spatie.be') ->addParameter(Parameter::create('CN', 'RUBEN VAN ASSCHE')); Calendar::create() ->appendProperty($property) ...
A subcomponent can be appended as such:
Calendar::create() ->appendSubComponent( Event::create('Extending icalendar-generator') ) ...
It is possible to create your subcomponents by extending the Component
class.
We strive for a simple and easy to use API, want something more? Then check out this package by markus poerschke.
Please see CHANGELOG for more information on what has changed recently.
Please see CONTRIBUTING for details.
If you discover any security related issues, please email freek@spatie.be instead of using the issue tracker.
You’re free to use this package, but if it makes it to your production environment we highly appreciate you sending us a postcard from your hometown, mentioning which of our package(s) you are using.
Our address is: Spatie, Samberstraat 69D, 2060 Antwerp, Belgium.
We publish all received postcards on our company website.
Spatie is a webdesign agency based in Antwerp, Belgium. You’ll find an overview of all our open source projects on our website.
Does your business depend on our contributions? Reach out and support us on Patreon. All pledges will be dedicated to allocating workforce on maintenance and new awesome stuff.
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January 29, 2020 at 09:51AM
Hick Farmers Retaliate Against Coastal Elites By Withholding Ingredients Needed To Make Avocado Toast
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Hick Farmers Retaliate Against Coastal Elites By Withholding Ingredients Needed To Make Avocado Toast
U.S.—Farmers have long been looked down upon by coastal elites, and now the farmers are finally getting their revenge: the “redneck hicks” all around the country have announced they will not be shipping the ingredients needed to make avocado toast to major liberal cities like New York and Los Angeles.
“Until further notice, you’ll have to farm your own wheat and grow your own avocados,” a spokesperson for America’s farmers said as he chewed on a stalk of Timothy grass and did other stereotypical farmer things. “Have fun! Yeehaw!”
Avocado farmers in rural parts of Florida and California reminded city dwellers just how juicy and delicious their avocados are. “Man, these are just perfect — would go great on a nice, warm piece of toast. It would be a real shame if I didn’t ship these to the cities, since I’m just a hick farmer and all.”
The coastal elites were devastated by the sanctions, as the only thing they know how to grow is marijuana in their parents’ basement.
“Nooooo!!!” screamed one Hollywood screenwriter as his assistant nervously informed him there would be no avocado toast with his latte this morning. “I can’t even!”
CNN’s Don Lemon wrote a formal apology to the farmers, but they claimed they couldn’t read it and so the sanctions would continue.
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January 29, 2020 at 01:23PM
Best PhpStorm settings after 8 years of use
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It’s been a long time. I’ve been using PhpStorm for almost 8 years now. More precisely from 2012. Version 3 back then. A lot has happened in that time. A lot has changed. Of course, you learn more and more every day. This article is the result of my 8 years of experience with PhpStorm and my best settings that make you a faster developer and let you focus more on the important things.
If you don’t care about the exact settings and what they are used for, you can download my snapshot (including my personal GitHub and Material Theme) and just import it into PhpStorm via File > Import Settings
. Just scroll to the end of this post and you’ll find anything you need.
I’ll show you only the settings you’ve to change that are different from the default. Either I’m gonna show you a [ ]
for unselect or [x]
for select.
Hide everything you don’t need.
View > Appearance
[ ] Toolbar
[ ] Tool Window Bars
[ ] Status Bar
[ ] Navigation bar
Appearance & Behaviour > Appearance
[ ] Animate windows
[x] Show memory indicator
[ ] Show tool window bars
[ ] Show tool window numbers
Appearance & Behaviour > System Settings
[ ] Reopen last project on startup
[ ] Confirm application exit
[x] Open project in new window
Appearance & Behaviour > File Colors
[ ] Enable File Colors
[ ] Use in Editor Tabs
[ ] Use in Project View
Maybe you like it or not. I don’t. These options remove the file colors and background colors from the tabs and project tree for some special folders like node_modules
or tests
.
Keymap
I just changed some of the keymaps. Basically I’m using the default ones.
Ctrl + V
Split VerticallyCtrl + H
Split HorizontallyCmd + T
Run…Shift + Cmd + T
RunCtrl + W
Hide Active Tool WindowCmd + 2
Select in Project ViewCmd + 1
you can toggle the sidebar. What I still often need is to jump into the sidebar project tree. I often use Shift + Shift
that lets you search for everything or Cmd + O
to search for classes. So I never use the sidebar. But if you would like to jump into that with the file that is currently open, this shortcut is awesome.Editor > General
[ ] Enable Drag'n'Drop functionaliy in editor
[ ] Show notification after reformat code action
[ ] Show notification after optimize imports action
[x] Soft-wrap-files
Strip trailing spaces on Save: All
[ ] Always keep trailing spaces on caret line
[x] Ensure line feed at file end on save
Editor > General > Appearance
[ ] Show hard wrap and visual guides
[ ] Show code lens on scrollbar hover
Editor > General > Breadcrumbs
[ ] Show Breadcrumbs
Editor > General > Code Completion
[x] Show full method signatures
Editor > General > Code Folding
Personally, I don’t like any code folding, because I would like to see what I edit.
[ ] Show coding folding outline
[ ] File header
[ ] Imports
[ ] HTML 'style' attribute
[ ] XML entities
[ ] Data URIs
[ ] Imports
Editor > General > Editor Tabs
If you are not used to having any tabs I can highly recommend it. You can always the shortcut Cmd + E to get the recent files and Shift + Shift to search for any other file. There is no need for tabs.
Editor > General > Smart Keys > PHP
[ ] Enable smart function parameters completion
[ ] Select variable name without '$' sign on double click
Editor > General > Font
This is very personal and up your own preference. This fits best for me.
Font: Menlo
Size: 15
Line spacing: 1.9
Editor > General > Color Scheme > General
If you’re like me and you don’t want all these method separators, you can disable them. What you can’t disable yet are the separators for the imported use statements. But there is a workaround. Just unset the foreground color for the following entry.
[ ] Method separator color, Foreground
Editor > General > Code Style
Line Seperator: Unix and macOS
Editor > General > Inspections
You might be wondering why I don’t say anything here. Listing the inspections is pretty elaborate. I’ve made a few adjustments here specific to Laravel. So you have a clean environment without those annoying underlings. My Inspections can also be found in the download package. If you have any questions, let me know.
Editor > General > Inlay Hints
[ ] Show hints for:
Languages & Frameworks > PHP > Debug
[ ] Force break at first line when no path mapping specified
[ ] Force break at first line when a script is outside the project
You should untick both when using Laravel Valet. Otherwise, xdebug starts debugging in Valet itself.
Tools > Web Browsers
[ ] Show browsers popup in the editor
The result is a very clean and intuitive IDE that remembers of Sublime with the only difference that it’s a fully integrated IDE. You can download my complete PhpStorm settings package. Just import into PhpStorm via File > Import Settings
.
This package contains also my customized GitHub Theme and customized Material Theme. My Material Theme is not that colorful as the original is. That makes it cleaner and you can focus more. As a bonus there is a Laravel specific inspections rule included. If you don’t use it, most of the time everything is underscored with orange or red lines because of Laravels Facade architecture, it’s hard for the IDE to follow everything along.
I am very interested in whether I have forgotten something? Or if you have any other practical tips to help me make PhpStorm even better. Let me know.
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January 29, 2020 at 11:51AM
Surprise: The Space Force Logo is Not a Rip-Off of the Star Trek Logo
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After President Trump Tweeted this on Friday…
…the internet erupted with outrage (of course), stating that the new Space Force logo was a rip-off of the StarFleet Command United Federation of Planets logo used in the Star Trek franchise. Here they are side-by-side:
The truth isn’t so simple. The Space Force logo is an evolution of the Air Force Space Command logo, its predecessor. And as SlashGear points out, that earlier logo was designed way back in 1982:
The Starfleet logo everyone’s pointing to? That was designed by Star Trek designer Michael Okuda…in 1996, first appearing in the Deep Space Nine series.
Ex Astris Scientia quotes Okuda as reporting that his 1996 design "was intended to be somewhat reminiscent of the NASA emblem" of the era:
The larger question: Why does the Space Force get people so worked up and ready to hate it? I’m guessing it’s because our President announced it with all of the gravitas of introducing a new Doritos flavor.
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January 27, 2020 at 11:44AM
Making a Giant X-Acto Blade
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Ever since seeing The Sword of Exact Zero in The LEGO Movie, swordsmith Michael Cthulhu has contemplated making a larger-than-life X-Acto knife blade. With a sponsor in hand for his video, he finally took the time to make his cutting tool for giants a reality. He’s auctioning it off for charity to help save animals from Australia’s fires.
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January 27, 2020 at 12:43PM