Kylo Ren has a lot of… anger issues in The Force Awakens. But even then, his path to the Dark Side in the movie was tinged with the hope that he could resolve the conflict within him. But apparently, it seems like Kylo was much further along that path than anyone realized. Spoilers ahead, if you’ve yet to watch The Force Awakens.
As part of ongoing coverage of The Force Awakens’ home release in the U.S. today, Entertainment Weekly has sat down with J.J. Abrams to uncover even more little details and tidbits about the film. Today, they discussed the scene where Kylo Ren slams his helmet down into a pool of ashes collected on a table in the interrogation room on Starkiller Base… and Abrams revealed what those ashes actually were:
The backstory is, that that table has the ashes of the enemies he’s killed. That moment was actually shot for, and meant to be used in, the scene where he was talking to the Vader mask.
I don’t know why, I’d always assumed that in a fit of rage over Rey, Kylo Ren had simply smashed the ashen husk of Darth Vader’s helmet to bits with his own headgear. But instead he just a pile of ashes from the burned bodies of people he’s killed? Kylo Ren should probably be appearing on whatever the Galaxy Far Far Away’s version of Hoarders is.
I mean, at least his grandfather had the class to get other people to dispose of the people he killed. He didn’t keep them around in dusty little pieces the Star Wars equivalent of a big bin in his quarters. Ben Solo, dude, that’s messed up.
The garage door opener is one of those forgotten devices in your home that’s only ever noticed when it breaks. But Ryobi wants it to be the focal point of your garage workshop with modular upgrades that vastly expand its limited functionality.
As far as garage door openers go, Ryobi has ensured that it has all of the basic features consumers expect these days, like multiple remotes and control panels with passcode functionality, obstacle detection, a belt drive system that’s 20 percent quieter than the competition, and even connectivity to a smartphone app so you can open or close the door while away from home.
There’s even the option of attaching a Ryobi rechargeable battery, the same type you’d connect to a power tool, to keep the garage door opener running—for about 100 open and close cycles—during a power outage.
Where Ryobi’s garage door opener gets really interesting is the series of add-on modules—starting at $44—the company has created that add varying degrees of useful functionality to the overhead device.
Like the garage door opener itself, the adjustable fan and carbon monoxide detector modules provide passive functionality. They’re both useful, but equally forgettable. The attachable Bluetooth speaker might be handy if you find yourself spending a lot of time hanging out or working in your garage, and the 30-foot long retractable cord reel will let you power tools without extension cords lying all over the place.
But the most useful module—and the most compelling reason to upgrade your garage door opener to Ryobi’s new $248 option—is the Park Assist Module which uses a pair of ultra-bright lasers to make it easier to know when you’ve parked as close as you can to the wall of storage boxes in your garage without crushing them.
The one module that Ryobi forgot was a mini fridge add-on that lets you keep a few chilled drinks on hand for when you need to hide out in the garage, but there’s always time for the company to keep expanding the available modules.
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Modern knives have something distinctly badass about them. Maybe it’s the materials. Maybe its the sleek ergonomic handles. But they also seem to be missing the sense of personality and specialness apparent in the work of ancient Japanese bladesmiths.
That’s why knifemaker Walter Sorrells decided to make a tanto—a type of short dagger—whose handle has all the qualities of a modern convenience, but whose blade was forged with some techniques borrowed from samurai-era Japan.
His two-part video explains the build from start to finish, and he drops some helpful tips for the amateur knifemakers in the audience. The finished blade is a one-of-a-kind piece fit for the guy who commissioned it: jiujitsu master and UFC coach John Danaher.
Scientifically speaking, April Fools’ Day is the worst day of the year. And as consumers we have only two options to survive the horror that is brands flogging the dead horse known as April Fools’ Day.
The first is to humor them by politely chuckling at their whipping of the stallion’s corpse. The second is to saddle up and ride that poor, rotting pony—pretending it’s alive until these brands provide us with the products and services they’re offering. It’s hard to tell which is the better option.
But honestly, some of the products that brands advertise on April Fools’ Day sound pretty nice. Like Virgin Australia’s Kids Class cabin? No more screaming children kicking the back of your seat? Sign me the fuck up.
But Virgin Australia doesn’t have plans to introduce a Kids Class cabin in 2016, as their video promises. It’s a lie.
To be more accurate, it’s an April Fools’ Day “joke” in the world of Brands™ Twitter. Wouldn’t it be great if they did have this option though? Email them and demand it. Call them. Write letters. Tweet them. You deserve it.
Fun fact: If you google the names of CEOs, you can often find their email addresses. For instance, Here’s the CEO of Virgin Australia’s email: john.borghetti@virginaustralia.com. I’m sure he’d love to hear from you about the Kids Class cabin. Virgin Australia is a great airline, but if Mr. Borghetti is going to promise us a Kids Class cabin, we better get our Kids Class cabin.
Below is a semi-exhaustive list of April Fools’ Day “jokes” that require your attention. Contact the companies and demand that these products and services be released. Remember to be as pedantic and obtuse as possible. Be polite, but demand that you get your hovering shopping cars, drone ATMs, and 3D-printed doughnuts. You saw it on the internet and the internet wouldn’t lie to you.
Google Express Parachutes
Who wouldn’t want a cute delivery service like Google Express to deliver things by parachute? Oh, it’s a lie? Well, I guess we’ll have to demand it anyway.
T-Mobile’s Binge-On Up
T-Mobile has a new product that holds a smartphone in front of your face through a combination head-mount/selfie stick. Is this really that much more ridiculous than half of the tech products we encounter in 2016? No. Tell T-Mobile you want one of these fucking things. Now.
McDonald’s Juices
A McDonald’s Big Mac Blend juice actually sounds like something that will exist one day. So contact McDonald’s and demand it. Personally I’d opt for the french fries but that’s just me.
Hulu Datr
Apparently Hulu wants to hijack Netflix and Chill or OKCupid or whatever with a service called Hulu Datr. Well, that sounds perfectly fine to us. Contact them now and say that you’d like to sign up. Don’t stop contacting them until they give it to you.
Sony Proton Pack
Hey look, Sony’s releasing a Proton Pack! Just like the one in Ghostbusters! Sony wouldn’t lie to you, would they? Give them a call and let them know that your grandmother recently died. Tell them all the agonizing details of her death and tell them that this Proton Pack is the only thing that will allow her to finally find peace. They might tell you that it’s just an April Fools’ Day joke, but don’t believe them. Your grandmother didn’t raise a quitter.
Moshi SpatiaFlight
Moshi has a speaker that follows you around like a drone. Or they wouldn’t if they weren’t toying with our hearts. Let them know that you want it. And remember, be as obtuse as possible and don’t give up until they give you this product.
Self-Driving Bike From Google
Hey look, it’s a self-driving bicycle! Who wouldn’t want one of those! Email Google and demand it. Now.
Burger King Chicken Fries Shake
Oooh, the combination of savory and sweet that a Chicken Fries Shake could provide wouldn’t be the most outlandish thing Burger King has ever offered. It’s a lie, but contact them now. There’s no good reason why you shouldn’t have one.
White Castle Drone Delivery
Drone delivery of White Castle? That sounds awesome! Oh, it doesn’t exist. Well, that’s “fun.”
Carnival Cruise Submarine
Carnival Cruise Line Australia is promising a submarine by 2017. Looks neat, doesn’t it? Well it’s a lie. Tell Carnival Cruise that you want to ride in one. Don’t stop until they’ve literally given you a ride in a submarine.
Quilted Northern Artisanal Toilet Paper
Man, this “artisanal” toilet paper does look a bit rough on the buttocks. But I’m sure there’s someone out there who would enjoy it. If that person is you, demand that Quilted Northern make this product.
Wonder Workshop’s WonderPaw
Have you ever wanted your dog to learn how to code? Wonder Workshop has developed an app that teaches them to do just that. Except that they haven’t. Because they’re just lying. Lies. All lies. Tell them you want this product now.
McDonald’s on the Moon
McDonald’s in the UK has promised us a McDonald’s on the moon by 2017. And, to be honest, that wouldn’t have sounded like an outlandish promise in the 1960s. Contact McDonald’s and tell them you want it. Their April Fools’ lie must become a reality.
Coles Supermarket Hovering Shopping Cart
In Australia they call shopping carts trolleys. But whatever you call them, I want these ones that hover. But it’s a lie. Tell Coles you want one. It’s only fair.
Krispy Kreme 3Doughnut Printer
Man, this looks neat. If Krispy Kreme is telling consumers that they’re going to make 3D printers then they should make some fucking 3D printers. Either they give it to you, or we stop April Fools’ through sheer force.
McDonald’s MMMBox
McDonald’s is offering something called the mmmBox, which apparently isn’t a reference to cunnilingus. Either way, demand that they start to offer it at your local Mickey D’s.
Belkin’s Wrist-Candi Band for iPhone
Belkin announced a new band for the iPhone today. It’s all lies, but honestly it doesn’t look anymore ridiculous than half the shit on Kickstarter. Tell Belkin you want one and don’t give up until they give it to you.
Bank of Melbourne’s Drone ATM
A real, live ATM drone? How neat! It’s a lie, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t demand to get one hovering around your neighborhood.
Burger King Single-Wrap Fries
Burger King in France is promising consumers single-wrapped fries. And we say, why not?
Deliveroo’s TeleOrdering
Australian on-demand delivery start-up Deliveroo has a product that allows you to order products using only your mind. Frankly, this thing is going to exist in the near future. So why not demand it now? Deliveroo promised it. And again, the internet wouldn’t lie to you.
iFixit’s Smother Bag
Hoverboards catching fire are no joke. So tell iFixit that you want this thing. Sure, it already exists and thus isn’t really a very good April Fools’ “joke” but tell iFixit you want theirs. You can’t live without it. You’ll literally die without it.