Client: Our website is down. Me: Hmm… It’s working fine for me. Can you get on any other…

Client: Our website is down.

Me: Hmm… It’s working fine for me. Can you get on any other websites?

Client: No, the entire internet is down.

Me: That sounds like you have something wrong with your network. You should probably call your internet service provider.

Client: I thought that was you.

Me: No, we just designed your website. Your ISP is someone like AT&T, or Comcast. Who do you pay for your internet?

Client: Oh, that’s AT&T I guess.

Me: Well, call them and let them know your internet isn’t working.

Client: Can I call them from my cell phone?

Me: Sure… I don’t see why not. Why do you ask?

Client: Because the power in the building is off right now.

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Client: Our website is down.
Me: Hmm… It’s working fine for me. Can you get on any other…