Man: I hear what you’re saying, and I disagree.
Man: Because what?
Dilbert: Do you have any reasons for your disagreement?
Man: No, I’m a lifestyle disagreer. I disagree with everyone all the time. The reasons are irrelevant.
Dilbert: You sound smart.
Man: No. I’m not smart.
Dilbert: And you’re attractive too.
Man: No. I’m ugl…okay, I see what you’re doing.