How to Make the Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg

How to Make the Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg

Hard-boiled eggs may not get nearly the love that scrambled, fried, or poached eggs do, but they’re a versatile workhorse that can add a heavy dose of protein to everything from salads to sandwiches—as long as you do it right.

One reason hard-boiled eggs don’t get much affection is because far too many people overcook them. If you’ve ever opened a boiled egg to find a grainy, light-yellow center with a grayish-green ring around it, that’s how you know it’s been overcooked. With the method I’m about to show you, you’ll never need worry about this happening. I learned this technique from culinary yoda Jacques Pépin at one of his cooking demos more than five years ago, and it’s so reliable that it’s the only way I’ve boiled eggs since.

You’ll need:

  • A sharp object like a thumbtack
  • Any number of eggs, preferably ones that aren’t ultra-fresh
  • A heavy-bottomed pot
  • A pasta fork or slotted spoon
  • Water and ice

To start, puncture a hole in the round end of each egg with a thumbtack. That’s where the air chamber is, and poking a hole in the egg releases pressure inside, so the shell won’t crack.

How to Make the Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg

Apply gentle pressure with the tack, as you don’t want to crack the egg! The hole should look like this:

How to Make the Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg

Bring water to a very gentle boil, then quickly drop eggs in one at a time. I like to do this with a pasta fork, which, with its upturned sides, is the perfect vehicle for transferring the egg into the water carefully.

How to Make the Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg

Set a timer to 10 minutes. Check your stove to make sure it isn’t set too high; once it’s reached a gentle boil, I usually turn down the heat to medium. If you boil the eggs at too high a temperature, the whites will be tough and the yolks more prone to being rubbery.

As soon as the timer has gone off, turn off the heat and pour out the boiling water, leaving the eggs in the pot. Shake the pot with the eggs in it to crack their shells.

How to Make the Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg

Submerge the eggs into an ice water bath for 15 minutes. (I kept the eggs in the pot and added ice and water to save myself from having to wash another dish.) The ice bath allows the eggs to cool, and also to release their stinky sulfur into the ice water.

How to Make the Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg

Put the ice bath under a stream of running water, and peel away. The running water makes it easier to peel away the egg’s thin outer membrane.

How to Make the Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg

The final product should look like this:

How to Make the Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg

Enjoy! Preferably with a sprinkle of truffle salt to feel fancy.

Now your eggs are ready to be used in an Italian-style tuna sandwich or anything else that suits your fancy.


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How to Combine Multiple Internet Connections Into One Super Fast Pipe

How to Combine Multiple Internet Connections Into One Super Fast Pipe

You may not realize it, but you probably use multiple internet connections every day: your home network, your phone, and even hotspots and other devices. The downside: you can usually only use one at a time. Imagine if you could combine them all into one huge pipe that delivers faster downloads, smooth streaming, and crisp video calls. Here’s how to do it, with a tool called Speedify.

Why Would You Want to Do This?

In most cases, one persistent connection to the internet is enough. If it’s stable and the bandwidth is good, you don’t really need more. But other times, you need all the speed you can get—like if you’re downloading files in the background while playing your favorite multiplayer games and your roommate streams Netflix in the next room. In a perfect world, you could do all of those things without any of them slowing to a crawl.

In other cases, stability is the thing you need, not necessarily speed. Maybe you’re traveling and have a flaky connection that’s not stable enough to get anything done. If you’ve ever had to sit on hotel Wi-Fi waiting for a webpage to load, watched YouTube stutter over every little video, or (in my case) gone out to a public event and struggled to upload photos using 4G because hundreds of other people were trying to do the exact same thing, you know what we mean.

This is where Speedify comes in. Speedify is a combination software load balancer and VPN from Connectify, a name you may remember. When we last looked at Connectify, we tested out Connectify Dispatch, the app that would eventually become Speedify. Connectify Dispatch was a load balancer that distributed your computer’s traffic across all of the available internet connections your computer had access to. Think of it like an internet Voltron: Each of those individual connections—home Ethernet, Wi-Fi from down the street, and your phone’s 4G—are all powerful in their own right, but together they’re unstoppable.

Speedify does (almost) everything that Dispatch did, but it also includes a built-in VPN. While it’s not designed for security or privacy, it does some smart traffic shaping upstream at Speedify’s servers, so your traffic is automatically sent to the connection best suited for it. It also offers seamless failover, so if that flaky hotel Wi-Fi drops out, you can keep browsing on 4G without skipping a beat. Even applications that can’t use multiple connections, like Dropbox and security-focused VPNs (which you can actually run through Speedify), can be optimized.

Speedify isn’t free, though. Since it’s both software and a service, pricing is subscription based. You can try it for free for up to a 1GB just to see if it’ll work for you, and for the connections you have available to bond, but after that you can get 50GB for $9/month or $69/year, or unlimited data for $19/month or $149/year. It’s available for both OS X and Windows, and one license gets you an account you can use on multiple computers (for personal use.)

How to Bond and Speed Up Your Connections

How to Combine Multiple Internet Connections Into One Super Fast Pipe

Getting started with Speedify is pretty easy. Since they have a free trial, we’ll walk you through setting that up. Here’s what you’ll need to do.

  1. Create a free account on the Speedify web site. Once your account is created, you’ll have a username and password you’ll use to log in to Speedify’s service.
  2. Plug your computer into an Ethernet connection, connect it to a local Wi-Fi network, and plug in a USB 4G card or set up your phone for USB tethering. If you have another Wi-Fi card, like a USB Wi-Fi adapter, plug it in, too. Essentially, connect any network adapters you want to use with Speedify and make sure they’re enabled. Doing this makes sure the adapter is available—even if you’re not using it—so Speedify can see it.

  3. Next, download the Speedify desktop application for Windows (Windows 7 or 8) or OS X (10.8+).
  4. Now, run the Speedify installer. In Windows, Speedify will ask for confirmation while installing because it’s adding a virtual network adapter to your system. In OS X, it’ll do the same thing, and ask you for your system password twice to finish its install and run for the first time.
  5. Once the installation is finished, Speedify will prompt you to log in or create an account. Since you already created your account in step one, go ahead and log in. It automatically connects you to the best Speedify server near you, then automatically balances all of the network connections your computer has available. It also runs a little speed test, and you’ll see your connection speed, both up and down, displayed as a rainbow between your computer and the “cloud,” along with a list of all of your available network adapters. Keep that window open—you’ll be able to watch and see what happens when a connection drops, or when you’re really putting that speed to the test.

Once Speedify is up and running, it’s fairly simple to use. You can click on the name of the Speedify server you’re connected to at any time to choose another one, or see what the latency to that server looks like. If you need to do some torrenting, you’ll want to switch a P2P-friendly server with good latency times (sadly, in our tests, most servers were flagged as NO P2P, although there were a few at the bottom of the list where P2P traffic was okay.)

In our tests, Speedify worked quite well. We fired up the utility, started downloading some pretty big game patches (the kind that would normally make trying to watch Netflix a pain) and then started streaming a movie. With a nearby Wi-Fi network (likely Comcast), local wired Ethernet (also Comcast), and 4G (Verizon Wireless) all connected, the download didn’t feel that much faster, but streaming video and music were seamless and free of buffering or stuttering.

Other Settings You May Want to Enable

By default, Speedify tries to be fairly zero-configuration. That means in most cases, you can just open the app, connect, and not have to worry about anything else. However, there are some other useful features under the hood you may want to try out in different situations.

Prioritize Your Connections Manually

How to Combine Multiple Internet Connections Into One Super Fast Pipe

Speedify makes sure that if any of your connections drop, the others pick up the slack. If something happens to, for example, that hotel Wi-Fi you’re riding, Speedify will just kick any traffic it was handling over to another available network. However, you can also prioritize each connection yourself, instead of treating them all as dumb pipes. Just open the Speedify status window, choose the best connection in the list (like your home Ethernet, for example) and set it to “always” to always use that connection if possible. Then, you can set your tethered 4G phone as “secondary,” meaning it’ll balance across that connection if it’s convenient or available. Then you can set the nearby free Wi-Fi that you also have bonded as “backup,” so it’ll only fall back to that if the others drop out, or you really need the bandwidth. That level of control is great if you have a lot of networks available, but don’t necessarily want to use them all at once.

Fix Flaky Connections with Redundant Mode

How to Combine Multiple Internet Connections Into One Super Fast Pipe

If you’re somewhere with more than one flaky internet connection, enable Speedify’s Redundant Mode. Once it’s on, one of your connections is the “primary” and another as “secondary,” and the app will essentially send all the same data across both at the same time. That means if one drops out, even for a second or two, any information lost is captured by the other. The end result? Lower latency and more uptime, even if all of your available networks are a little flaky. When we tested this out, it worked amazingly—weak Wi-Fi from home and a fiddly coffee shop network nearby weren’t necessarily speedy, but they were resilient.

Get Around Location Restrictions by Switching Servers

How to Combine Multiple Internet Connections Into One Super Fast Pipe

One side benefit of being a VPN, is that all of your traffic is routed through Speedify’s servers. While Speedify automatically chooses a server closest to you when you log in, you can change it at any time. This is especially useful if you want to get around location blocks on streaming content. Of course, we have a whole guide to streaming blocked content overseas, and many of those options are more affordable than Speedify. Consider this a bit of a bonus feature. You have your choice of servers in the United States, Canada, Brazil, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, the Netherlands, Spain, the UK, Hong Kong, Japan, Singapore, and Australia. In most cases there’s only one server in each country (with the exception of nine in the US), but it’s nice to have the option to hop around geographically if you need to.

Where Speedify Falls Short

How to Combine Multiple Internet Connections Into One Super Fast Pipe

Of course, Speedify isn’t perfect. For example, if you wanted additional security, you could run your own VPN client while connected to Speedify and further encrypt your traffic. Speedify says it can speed up VPN traffic, but In our tests, it didn’t have that huge of an impact. We didn’t see a lot of extra speed, but to be fair, it didn’t slow down our traffic either, which is great. Still, it is a bit redundant to bond two or three internet connections and then only use one of them for everything because you fired up a VPN.

Similarly, using Speedify assumes you’re okay with all of your traffic being routed, unencrypted, through their servers. If that makes you a little nervous, you aren’t alone. In their defense, Speedify’s privacy policy and terms of service are on the up and up. They won’t store or collect data on their users or their sessions (although they may keep total bandwidth transferred per session) and they don’t keep personal information beyond what they need for billing.

Even so, if you’re security-conscious at all—or if you’re performing sensitive work of any kind—you may want to use a VPN with more of a focus on security than speed. That’s especially important if you’re traveling or using untrusted networks, both of which are Speedify’s biggest use cases. You probably won’t need to bond a bunch of connections together when you have a strong, stable connection at home (and even then, you may only have two available—a home network and your smartphone, for example.) When you’re out and about though, you have tons of networks to choose from. Ironically, that’s exactly when security should matter the most to you, but performance may be most attractive instead.


The bottom line: Speedify does a great job at bonding all of your available connections into a big, super-pipe that can deliver more bandwidth and faster speeds, no matter what you’re doing. There are some tradeoffs of course, and as long as you’re surfing the web, streaming video, playing games, or doing anything else where security isn’t an issue, it can be a great tool to make the most of multiple—sometimes crappy—networks. You’ll have to pay for it, but if you’re tired of flaky connections, Speedify is effective and easy to use.

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Breakpoints for stored procedures and functions

and without creating a table to pass the state around (really just an excuse to use the named locks feature).
DELIMITER //
DROP FUNCTION IF EXISTS SET_BREAKPOINT//
CREATE FUNCTION SET_BREAKPOINT()
RETURNS tinyint
NO SQL
BEGIN
— Acquire lock 1
— Wait until lock 2 is taken to signal that we may continue
DO GET_LOCK(CONCAT(‘lock_1_’, CONNECTION_ID()), -1);
REPEAT
DO 1;
UNTIL IS_USED_LOCK(CONCAT(‘lock_2_’, CONNECTION_ID())) END REPEAT;
DO RELEASE_LOCK(CONCAT(‘lock_1_’, CONNECTION_ID()));
— Acquire lock 3 to acknowledge message to continue.
— Wait for lock 2 to be released as signal of receipt.
DO GET_LOCK(CONCAT(‘lock_3_’, CONNECTION_ID()), -1);
REPEAT
DO 1;
UNTIL IS_FREE_LOCK(CONCAT(‘lock_2_’, CONNECTION_ID())) END REPEAT;
DO RELEASE_LOCK(CONCAT(‘lock_3_’, CONNECTION_ID()));
RETURN 1;
END//
DROP FUNCTION IF EXISTS NEXT_BREAKPOINT//
CREATE FUNCTION NEXT_BREAKPOINT(connection_id int)
RETURNS tinyint
NO SQL
BEGIN
— Acquire lock 2 as a signal to go past the breakpoint
— Wait until lock 3 is taken as signal of receipt.
DO GET_LOCK(CONCAT(‘lock_2_’, connection_id), -1);
REPEAT
DO 1;
UNTIL IS_USED_LOCK(CONCAT(‘lock_3_’, connection_id)) END REPEAT;
DO RELEASE_LOCK(CONCAT(‘lock_2_’, connection_id));
RETURN 1;
END//
DROP PROCEDURE IF EXISTS test_the_breakpoints//
CREATE PROCEDURE test_the_breakpoints()
NO SQL
BEGIN
SELECT CONCAT(‘In another session: DO NEXT_BREAKPOINT(‘, CONNECTION_ID(), ‘);’) as `instructions`;
DO SET_BREAKPOINT();
SELECT ‘do it again’ as `now:`;
DO SET_BREAKPOINT();
SELECT ‘end’ as `the`;
END//
DELIMITER ;
CALL test_the_breakpoints();
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Video: How processed deli meat is made

Video: How processed deli meat is made

Though it might look like some sort of condom testing or water balloon making, what you’re actually looking at is bologna being made. The natural casing gets fitted over a stuffing horn and filled with a meat mixture of beef, pork and seasoning. It’s then smacked with a spike and smoked until it comes out looking veiny and alive. Pretty cool (gross), right!

Here’s sausage being made:

Video: How processed deli meat is made

A meat loaf with pimento and olives (olive loaf) getting splooged:

Video: How processed deli meat is made

And Pepperoni:

Video: How processed deli meat is made


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Here’s why JPMorgan Chase brought Startup Week to Columbus

The path to Columbus Startup Week started with JPMorgan Chase & Co.’s regional office in Denver.
Columbus is one of six cities where Chase is lead sponsor to kick off a national expansion of the weeklong entrepreneurial conference. Other U.S. and international markets will follow with different sponsors. In Columbus, about 70 featured speakers, panel discussions and pitch events are set for May 4-8.
“It hopefully will open eyes to folks who might be drawn to a session or a keynote who otherwise…

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Inside the Fiery Workshop of a 21st Century Swordmaker

Down a stretch of country road in upstate New York there is a shed. The shed itself is nothing spectacular, a whitewash number with years of weathering. But inside sparks fly, fires breathe, and slabs of steel are fashioned into capable killing machines. This is Odinblades, a grimy shrine to the ancient art of swordmaking.

And it’s also where John Lundemo, a 58-year-old blacksmith, spends his days.

Ask any sword seller in the NYC area about Lundemo and they’ll most likely know, and sell, his work. Sword forums, filled with buyers, sellers, and makers, sing his praises. People who’ve wielded his blades say they look and feel natural, like they were grown out of the ground. He’s one of the best swordmakers in the northeast, and a contender for the most talented in the entire country. But every work of steel starts right here at Odinblades, an homage to his own Norwegian heritage.

“I was throwing out some encyclopedias that had gotten all moldy, and I was thumbing through them and this picture of Odin came up—the helmet, the wings, the ravens on his shoulder,” Lundemo says. “He was just the coolest…and that’s how I got it.”

Inside the Fiery Workshop of a 21st Century Swordmaker

The dungeon-esque workspace is like an eccentric house of horrors with whirring grinding wheels and fire-breathing forges next to a Ricky Martin poster, a Ludwig drumkit, guitars, amps, and various Christian iconography. It’s far removed, what some would call “the middle of nowhere,” but that’s how Lundemo likes it. Things tend to get noisy.

“I saw this place, and I knew it was perfect,” Lundemo says. “I can crank up the noise in here. I can run machinery all night if I want. I can sand all night in here…I don’t have any neighbors. It’s perfect.”

Viking longswords, horsechoppers, samurai-style blades. Whatever custom sword you want, Lundemo will make—with a few exceptions. No fictional or historical replicas, so leave your Game of Thrones Ice blueprint at home. All of his swords are his own creations pulled from historical reference and customer specifications. Hilts may be a little longer, or blades a little bigger, but they’re all fully functioning cutting machines.

Every blade begins from a slab of metal. Lundemo cuts out the general shape and grinds it to perfection.

Then the fun begins.

He begins with a process called “normalizing,” where he heats the blade in the forge. This straightens the steel grain so the sword has a uniform hardness. Once the steel is a nice burnt orange, Lundemo perilously drops it into a vat of peanut oil cooking near 400 or 5oo degrees, releasing a burst of flames. This is called a “heat treat” or “quench.” After a few moments, he pulls the sword out of the vat, now a dark charcoal black and smoking. Then Lundemo has about 90 seconds to align the blade just right with a straightening tool. He sets the blade aside and lets it cool.

He repeats this process, called “tempering,” a couple more times, lowering the temperature each time. After that the sword is sanded, and sometimes depending on the make, dipped into a vat of acid to create a “blade pattern,” or hamon, on the sword itself. At last, the blade is attached to the hilt or grip—and there you go. You’ve got a sword.

Inside the Fiery Workshop of a 21st Century Swordmaker

Unfortunately, the sword-buying market isn’t what it used to be. Lundemo is so quick to sell every blade he makes, he doesn’t even own a sword himself. He represents an old guard of blacksmiths, many of whom have retired or passed away. Some blacksmiths who work for competing workshops have even apprenticed under Lundemo. But the real threat to making a living off custom-made swordmaking is foreign markets creating dressed-up inferior weapons at a low-cost. And for a customer that’s usually searching online and for the best price—it’s hard to sell quality through pixels on a screen.

As a swordmaker who’s spent more than 30 years perfecting his craft, Lundemo never had a teacher. Trial-and-error was his textbook. He started as a jewelry maker in New Mexico and soon became fascinated with swords after watching the Hammer film Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter. After taking up sword fighting himself, he thought he could make better weapons.

“We used to use steel blunts for our swordfighting, and naturally you’d bang them together they’re not going to last forever,” Lundemo says. “I didn’t know about balance, and I didn’t know about heat treating. I was making swords for so many years before even knowing any of that stuff. I was basically swinging around big metal crowbars. It took a long time to learn that stuff. That didn’t happen overnight.”

Inside the Fiery Workshop of a 21st Century Swordmaker

What didn’t happen overnight, actually took many years. Today, Odinblades, and his own semi-custom shop Longship Armoury, makes swords that sell around the world, from one to several thousand dollars each. Although the US used to be the biggest market, many Odinblades find their way on the other side of the Pacific, mostly in China where buyers are rediscovering their cultural heritage.

“It’s been hard for me,” Lundemo says. A fire a couple years back nearly destroyed his workshop and everything in it, putting him out of work for almost half a year. Sword buying and renaissance festivals aren’t as lucrative as they use to be. But watching him dance among his medieval machinery, boisterously toiling away on one of his many lethal works of art, his enthusiasm is infectious. He doesn’t explain his love for swordmaking in flowery language about preserving history or some forgotten art, it’s simply “what he knows.”

Before leaving Lundemo’s rusted palace of cold steel and the old ways of war, the blacksmith shows off his wares. A five-foot-long horse chopper is destined for a buyer overseas and half a dozen other swords eagerly await future owners. Lundemo grab a long sword with ornate designs near the hilt, etched in dark steel, with brown leather wrappings. It’s the first blade Lundemo made near 3 decades ago, a Conan the Barbarian look alike. He laughs at its crudity, pointing out the number of rivets in the handle, and puts the sword back in the case among the rest.

He’s come a long way. He’s got the scars and the skill to prove it.

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Remember Those Computer Games from School? Play Them Now for Free

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Nostalgia is a powerful force, but we live in a world where some memories are re-livable thanks to the Internet. Nothing really gets deleted from the Web, so from photos of last week’s vacation on Facebook to learning world history, the past is accessible to all. Today, we’re going to go back in time and play some games that you might have enjoyed while in elementary school. Since most of these titles are at least 20 years old, they’ve become publicly available. Some are clones of the originals, but there’s something here for everyone who enjoyed an educational game during free…

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