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Man: You said the software would be finished by today. Dilbert: I said it might be finished by today. Man: Why did you say it might be finished if you knew it wouldn’t? Dilbert: I didn’t know it wouldn’t be finished. Man: Now you’re flip-flopping all over the place. Dilbert: You’re conflating your own false memories with my actions. Man: That’s exactly what liars say. Dogbert: How was work? Dilbert: Totally normal. Unfortunately.