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BETHLEHEM—According to sources, the eternal Word of God has become flesh in the form of a newborn baby who was born this morning.
Some claim that this child is the human incarnation of the God of the Universe, who has come to reconcile a broken creation with its holy Creator, saving a wayward human race in a heroic rescue echoed in myths, legends, prophecies, and whispered hopes since the dawn of time.
If true, then God is with us, and things will never be the same again.
The Babylon Bee