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salesman: i’ll need you to sign a nondisclosure agreement before i can show you our new product.
dilbert: you wasted a trip here because i won’t be doing that. the fact that you even asked me to sign an nda tells me your company is incompetent.
dilbert: i prefer giving my business to a vendor who can show me their product without getting a lawyer involved.
salesman: you could sign it without having your lawyer review it.
dilbert yelling: do i look like an idiot?
salesman holding out nda toward dilbert.
dilbert: well? do i?
salesman: only form your chin to your forehead area.
Dilbert Daily Strip