Screwing around at Lowes

I went to Lowes for more safety chain for the U-Haul trailer I’m pulling.

It comes with the DOT safety chain in case your hitch fails.

I wanted chain to padlock the trailer to the truck so it’s harder to steal the trailer by disconnecting it from the truck while it’s  parked.

So I ask for two 5-foot lengths of 5/16 trailer chain while holding some heavy duty padlocks.

The Lowes person and I have this conversation.

“What are you trying to secure?”

“I’m not”

“What’s the chain for?”

“Chain fights.”

“What?”

“Chain fights.  Two men enter, one man leaves.  You’ve never beat a man with a padlock on a chain? ”

“Umm….”

“It’s a hell of a rush.”

“Okay….”

“Chain fights.”

I’m gonna get banned from Lowes.