Paramount’s Transformers films got a much-needed shot in the arm with 2018’s Bumblebee that allowed the studio to quietly reboot the otherwise maligned long-running franchise. For a series now 15 years old, some kind of shakeup has been needed for a while now, and Transformers: Rise of the Beasts looks to offer that in the form of time-traveling robots that can shapeshift into organic, prehistoric animals.

The new Super Bowl teaser for Beasts doesn’t reveal much in the way of a larger plot, but it does provide what the films have become known for: car chases, human characters looking in awe and screaming, and giant robots punching each other while shifting their bodies mid-battle. Watching the Autobots and Decepticons fight with and against their eventual successors—the Maximals, Terrorcons, and Predacons—is just Very Cool in the way Transformers fights often can be. Turns out, adding robot animals into the action-packed mix really does count for a lot.

In the same way Bumblebee was aiming to tap into that ‘80s nostalgia that made Transformers so beloved back in the day, Rise of the Beasts is very much trying to draw in fans of the Beast Wars sub-franchise. With classic characters like Optimus Primal and Airazor part of the main cast alongside series old heads Optimus Prime and Bumblebee, and all of them sporting cleaner looks compared to the mainline films, the film seems primed to give fans of the property what they want, in more ways than one.

Directed by Steven Caple Jr. and starring Anthony Ramos, Dominique Fishback, and Tobe Nwigwe, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts will release in theaters on June 9.

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Disney’s been trying to get one final Indiana Jones movie out of Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg for years, and come this summer, it’ll finally be out for the world to see. Indiana Jones & the Dial of Destiny aims to finally bring the adventures of the famous treasure hunter to an end and to mainly wash the taste of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull out of most folks’ mouths.

Set in 1969 during the Space Race, Ford’s Indy isn’t exactly fully behind NASA’s decision to bring Nazis on as part of its staff. And as it shockingly turns out, he’s completely right not to trust the Nazis! Instead of helping the US beat the Soviet Union to the moon, Mads Mikkelsen’s ex-Nazi scientist Jurgen Voller aims to use the Apollo moon landing for his own ends. The only thing left for Indy to do is stop Voller and his right-hand Klaber (Boyd Holbrook) the only way he knows how: by cracking his whip and punching Nazis in the face. And also by teaming up with his goddaughter, Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s Helena Shaw.

With how fun it is to watch Nazis get socked in the mouth, and how alive Ford looks to be having, Dial of Destiny looks like it’ll succeed in bringing the film series to a close, or at least Ford’s time as Indy to a close.

Directed by James Mangold and also starring Antonio Banderas, John-Rhys Davies, and Toby Jones, Indiana Jones & the Dial of Destiny releases in theaters on June 30.

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Can he actually do it? Can James Gunn complete a cohesive, emotional trilogy of superhero films within the restraints of the Marvel Cinematic Universe? He’s two-thirds of the way there and, with this latest look at Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, it looks like he may just achieve that.

Written and directed by Gunn in what’ll be his last Marvel movie, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is set for release May 5. It once again follows the adventures of Guardians Star-Lord (Chris Pratt), Drax (Dave Bautista), Rocket (Bradley Cooper), and Groot (Vin Diesel), but now they’ve also got Nebula (Karen Gillan), Mantis (Pom Klementieff), Kraglin (Sean Gunn), and Cosmo (Maria Bakalova), in a story that involves Adam Warlock (Will Poulter) and Rocket’s past. Oh, and there’s that whole alternate Gamora (Zoe Saldana) thing too since she died and came back and… just check out the latest look here.

Certainly, there’s a lot this film has to do, not to mention that for some of the cast (like Dave Bautista for instance), it could be their final film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Is it because their characters die? Or are Kevin Feige and the Marvel Studios team going to be done with Guardians projects in the post-Gunn era? There’s certainly plenty of other Marvel heroes to go around.

Nevertheless, we’re anxiously awaiting to see what Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 has to offer and we’ll be seeing it very, very soon. The movie is out May 5.

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LINCOLN, NE — J.D. Beutler, local patent lawyer and father of daughters, was seen returning home from Battalion Bazaar Army Surplus with a full hazmat suit, a titanium-lined drain auger, and an unwavering gleam in his eye as he prepared to clean the shower drain.

Witnesses reported Beutler sending his tearful family to the safety of his in-laws’ before entering the noxious wasteland known to locals as “The Kids’ Bathroom.”

“Come on you filthy, crinigerous interloper, be gone with you!” Yelled Beutler through the full-body personal protective equipment as he battled to pull the fetid ball of slime, hair, and little elastic bands from its mildew-strewn lair. “Is that all you’ve got?”

After what seemed like days wrestling the putrid clog, Beutler paused and backed away, having felt the hair clog budge. To his alarm, the slurping, pungent obstruction rose from the drain on its own, towering over him in a sickening, monstrous form, and spoke.

AT LONG LAST, I, THE DRAIN-O-GORGON, AM SET FREE…

Bolstered by an unbreakable love for his daughters as well as a desire for them to not have to use his shower, Beutler charged, dodging tentacles interwoven with fingernail clippings and hair clips in a fight to contain the swampy form.

Battle-worn, bruised, and having filled his hazmat suit with sweat and only a little bit of pee, J.D. Beutler overtook the Drain-o-gorgon and, with an intense feeling of triumph, forced the monster out of the tub and into his Paranormal Elimination Proton Pack (50% off at Battalion Bazaar).

But as the creature disappeared into permanent confinement, the Drain-o-gorgon issued a final warning:

YOU WILL NEVER FULLY RID OF ME, FATHER OF DAUGHTERS…WE SHALL MEET AGAIN IN ABOUT THREE MONTHS’ TIME, SOONER IF YOU HOST A SLEEPOVER…

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