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BATON ROUGE, LA — Sources close to Gene Vickers say that the 34-year-old is now searching for a new church after finding out that his pastor likes the Disney Star Wars movies last Sunday.
According to Vickers, it is impossible for him to continue to sit under the teaching of a pastor who holds such heterodox views as liking The Force Awakens or The Last Jedi.
"I’ve been a bit worried about Pastor Frank in the past, but I’ve always just stayed at the church because I don’t want to judge him too hastily," Vickers said sadly. "But at this point, I’m not sure that I can continue to condone his beliefs, let alone be taught by them. I mean, the Scriptures say that those who teach will be judged with greater harshness — I’m not sure how Pastor Frank intends to avoid the divine wrath of God for liking the Disney Star Wars movies. Those films don’t even make any sense. Rogue One had literally one job, and it totally failed to properly set up A New Hope!"
While Pastor Frank was personally unavailable for comment, his wife says that he is "saddened" by Vickers’ turning away from the church.
"I pray that he will be quickly restored to fellowship with us," the pastor reportedly told his wife. "In the meantime, boot up Solo: A Star Wars Story, will you?"
At publishing time, Vickers had found a new church, only to be unimaginably disappointed when the pastor there compared the Holy Ghost to the Force.
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