Peppa Pig’s Family Vacation Ruined By Jesus Healing Demoniac At Nearby Cemetery

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PEPPATOWN – Peppa Pig’s family vacation took an unexpected turn for the worse after Jesus of Nazareth healed a nearby demoniac.

“Mommy Pig, why is Auntie Pig screaming and running into the sea?” asked Peppa Pig. “Oh wow, George Pig! How did you learn to spin your head all the way around like that?”

According to eyewitnesses, the Pig family had been enjoying a relaxing day building sandcastles before suddenly rushing to drown themselves in the sea. “I asked Peppa to please hand me the shovel, and then she shouted ‘All hail Beelzebub!’ and dashed into the water,” said Rebecca Rabbit, sobbing. “What – what just happened?”

Citizens of the nearby village were reportedly furious that Jesus allowed the demons to go into the pigs. “Ugh, there went my kids’ entertainment,” said local man Abiah, son of Phineas. “Do you know how hard it is to get anything done with fourteen kids? They had all been happily watching those pigs play on the beach, and this Jesus guy had to ruin it by healing the town demoniac. Jesus has to go.”

At publishing time, the villagers had asked Jesus on his way out to send a few demons to chase away this explorer named Dora.

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How Sneakers are Made

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If you’ve watched the movie "Air," you know that the release of the first Air Jordans reversed Nike’s then-declining sales, earning $126 million in their first year. Millions of people will see the movie. It’s a shame that this video below, about how sneakers are actually manufactured, has only been seen by a couple thousand people. Still, it’s worth a watch whether you’re an aspiring footwear designer or a sneakerhead.

This company isn’t manufacturing Air Jordans, of course, so there are some differences; whereas most modern sneakers feature molded soles, this company (Japan’s Spingle) has a repeating pattern on their soles, so they can actually extrude them in sheets. But you’ll still see plenty of modern-day relevant steps:

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New ‘Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom’ trailer shows Link’s allies

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Nintendo has shared one last trailer before The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom arrives on May 12th, and this one is worth watching if you’re looking for some insight into the story. The rather lengthy clip showcases not only a large and varied world (including the floating islands above Hyrule), but Link’s allies. As Zelda makes clear, "you are not alone." There’s even a moment where Link offers a wagon ride.

The plot appears familiar — surprise, you’ll have to find Zelda and defeat Ganon. Instead, it’s the gameplay mechanics that promise to help Tears of the Kingdom set itself apart from Breath of the Wild. The skyborne islands factor play a large role, of course, but the reliance on fused-together weapons and vehicles is clearer in this new trailer. You can even build a ‘robot’ to take on Bokoblins that have their own battle platform.

The game is arriving alongside Tears-themed Pro Controller ($75) and Carrying Case ($25) accessories. You can also buy a special edition OLED Switch on April 28th for $350 if you’re new to the platform or itching to upgrade from an early-model console. As the hardware and flurry of trailers suggests, Nintendo wants to be sure you’re paying attention to the company’s most important game of the year.

This article originally appeared on Engadget at https://www.engadget.com/new-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-trailer-shows-links-allies-144943398.html?src=rssEngadget

Infinite Battery Life — And a Built-In Flashlight? Garmin Introduces the Instinct 2X Solar

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Garmin Instinct 2X Solar

The Instinct 2X Solar ($450) is the newest addition to the Instinct family of Garmin smartwatches, and it has a feature that is so simple yet so genius. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’ll stay charged forever so long as you get 3 hours of sunlight on its face — who cares? It has a flashlight.

Picture this: You’re a hunter. You hop out of your truck after driving for 2 hours, and it’s still 2 hours to daylight. Your headlamp is sitting in the snow in your driveway, where it landed after it fell out of your pack. You now either have to carefully trek across unstable terrain in the pitch blackness of night or drain your phone using the flashlight to illuminate your way.

I don’t have to picture it because I lived it. My cracked phone screen and now weak ankle are remnants of that mistake.

The Instinct 2X Solar smartwatch would have likely saved my bacon. Such a simple innovation: light.

Garmin Instinct 2X Solar Smartwatch

Specs

  • Face size
    50x50x14.5 mm
  • Weight
    67 g
  • Water rating
    10 ATM
  • Battery
    27 hrs.-unlimited


Infinite Battery Life — And a Built-In Flashlight? Garmin Introduces the Instinct 2X Solar

Pros

  • Unlimited battery life, pending use and sun

  • It has a flashlight!

  • Extensive biometric tracking

  • GPS, livetrack, and incident detection

Cons

  • It is big. Little wrists need not apply.


Rachelle Schrute

This is just a first look at this new offering from Garmin, so we won’t dive too deep. We will be putting this watch through some serious testing, so stay tuned.

If we seem oddly excited about something as simple as a flashlight, just trust us when we say it’s a killer design feature that somehow doesn’t really exist in most modern smartwatches.

Outside of shedding light along your path, you can expect all of the bells and whistles. Wellness, fitness, and lifestyle tracking options will be plentiful. This watch is built rugged with a 50mm polymer case, topped with a power glass lens, which produces 50% more energy than the previous Instinct solar watch.

Instinct 2X Solar Battery Life

The battery life breakdown is pretty intense. We could try to explain it all or — we can just show you the specs:

  • Smartwatch: 40 days; unlimited with solar*
  • GPS: 60 hours; 145 hours with solar**
  • All Satellite Systems: 40 hours; 65 hours with solar*
  • All Satellite Systems + Multi-Band: 27 hours; 36 hours with solar**
  • Max Battery GPS Mode: 150 hours; unlimited with solar**
  • Expedition GPS Activity: 60 days; unlimited with solar*
  • Battery Saver Watch Mode: 100 days; unlimited with solar*

*Solar charging, assuming all-day wear with 3 hours per day outside in 50,000-lux conditions
**Solar charging, assuming use in 50,000-lux conditions

The gist of all those numbers is this — it has a battery that will keep running long after your feet are sick of moving. So, long as you can get 3 hours of sun on your wrist, you can count on the watch to keep on ticking.

Instinct 2x Solar New Features of Note

Did we mention that this thing has a flashlight? It also is the first in the line to offer Obstacle Course Racing. It also comes in two different editions.

The Tactical Edition ($500) is built to U.S. military standards and offers features specific to a tactical environment, such as Jumpmaster and the ability to turn on Stealth Mode, which prevents the sharing of your GPS location.

Conclusion

We’re excited to get this watch into the field and tested. Check back to see if it lives up to our expectations and if we make it to our tree stand without breaking a leg.

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Infinite Battery Life — And a Built-In Flashlight? Garmin Introduces the Instinct 2X Solar

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Garmin Instinct 2X Solar

The Instinct 2X Solar ($450) is the newest addition to the Instinct family of Garmin smartwatches, and it has a feature that is so simple yet so genius. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’ll stay charged forever so long as you get 3 hours of sunlight on its face — who cares? It has a flashlight.

Picture this: You’re a hunter. You hop out of your truck after driving for 2 hours, and it’s still 2 hours to daylight. Your headlamp is sitting in the snow in your driveway, where it landed after it fell out of your pack. You now either have to carefully trek across unstable terrain in the pitch blackness of night or drain your phone using the flashlight to illuminate your way.

I don’t have to picture it because I lived it. My cracked phone screen and now weak ankle are remnants of that mistake.

The Instinct 2X Solar smartwatch would have likely saved my bacon. Such a simple innovation: light.

Garmin Instinct 2X Solar Smartwatch

Specs

  • Face size
    50x50x14.5 mm
  • Weight
    67 g
  • Water rating
    10 ATM
  • Battery
    27 hrs.-unlimited


Infinite Battery Life — And a Built-In Flashlight? Garmin Introduces the Instinct 2X Solar

Pros

  • Unlimited battery life, pending use and sun

  • It has a flashlight!

  • Extensive biometric tracking

  • GPS, livetrack, and incident detection

Cons

  • It is big. Little wrists need not apply.


Rachelle Schrute

This is just a first look at this new offering from Garmin, so we won’t dive too deep. We will be putting this watch through some serious testing, so stay tuned.

If we seem oddly excited about something as simple as a flashlight, just trust us when we say it’s a killer design feature that somehow doesn’t really exist in most modern smartwatches.

Outside of shedding light along your path, you can expect all of the bells and whistles. Wellness, fitness, and lifestyle tracking options will be plentiful. This watch is built rugged with a 50mm polymer case, topped with a power glass lens, which produces 50% more energy than the previous Instinct solar watch.

Instinct 2X Solar Battery Life

The battery life breakdown is pretty intense. We could try to explain it all or — we can just show you the specs:

  • Smartwatch: 40 days; unlimited with solar*
  • GPS: 60 hours; 145 hours with solar**
  • All Satellite Systems: 40 hours; 65 hours with solar*
  • All Satellite Systems + Multi-Band: 27 hours; 36 hours with solar**
  • Max Battery GPS Mode: 150 hours; unlimited with solar**
  • Expedition GPS Activity: 60 days; unlimited with solar*
  • Battery Saver Watch Mode: 100 days; unlimited with solar*

*Solar charging, assuming all-day wear with 3 hours per day outside in 50,000-lux conditions
**Solar charging, assuming use in 50,000-lux conditions

The gist of all those numbers is this — it has a battery that will keep running long after your feet are sick of moving. So, long as you can get 3 hours of sun on your wrist, you can count on the watch to keep on ticking.

Instinct 2x Solar New Features of Note

Did we mention that this thing has a flashlight? It also is the first in the line to offer Obstacle Course Racing. It also comes in two different editions.

The Tactical Edition ($500) is built to U.S. military standards and offers features specific to a tactical environment, such as Jumpmaster and the ability to turn on Stealth Mode, which prevents the sharing of your GPS location.

Conclusion

We’re excited to get this watch into the field and tested. Check back to see if it lives up to our expectations and if we make it to our tree stand without breaking a leg.

The post Infinite Battery Life — And a Built-In Flashlight? Garmin Introduces the Instinct 2X Solar appeared first on GearJunkie.

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“A really big deal”—Dolly is a free, open source, ChatGPT-style AI model

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On Wednesday, Databricks released Dolly 2.0, reportedly the first open source, instruction-following large language model (LLM) for commercial use that’s been fine-tuned on a human-generated data set. It could serve as a compelling starting point for homebrew ChatGPT competitors.

Databricks is an American enterprise software company founded in 2013 by the creators of Apache Spark. They provide a web-based platform for working with Spark for big data and machine learning. By releasing Dolly, Databricks hopes to allow organizations to create and customize LLMs “without paying for API access or sharing data with third parties,” according to the Dolly launch blog post.

Dolly 2.0, its new 12-billion parameter model, is based on EleutherAI’s pythia model family and exclusively fine-tuned on training data (called “databricks-dolly-15k”) crowdsourced from Databricks employees. That calibration gives it abilities more in line with OpenAI’s ChatGPT, which is better at answering questions and engaging in dialogue as a chatbot than a raw LLM that has not been fine-tuned.

Dolly 1.0, released in March, faced limitations regarding commercial use due to the training data, which contained output from ChatGPT (thanks to Alpaca) and was subject to OpenAI’s terms of service. To address this issue, the team at Databricks sought to create a new data set that would allow commercial use.

To do so, Databricks crowdsourced 13,000 demonstrations of instruction-following behavior from more than 5,000 of its employees between March and April 2023. To incentivize participation, they set up a contest and outlined seven specific tasks for data generation, including open Q&A, closed Q&A, extracting and summarizing information from Wikipedia, brainstorming, classification, and creative writing.

The resulting numbers, along with Dolly’s model weights and training code, have been released fully open source under a Creative Commons license, enabling anyone to use, modify, or extend the data set for any purpose, including commercial applications.

In contrast, OpenAI’s ChatGPT is a proprietary model that requires users to pay for API access and adhere to specific terms of service, potentially limiting the flexibility and customization options for businesses and organizations. Meta’s LLaMA, a partially open source model (with restricted weights) that recently spawned a wave of derivatives after its weights leaked on BitTorrent, does not allow commercial use.

On Mastodon, AI researcher Simon Willison called Dolly 2.0 “a really big deal.” Willison often experiments with open source language models, including Dolly. “One of the most exciting things about Dolly 2.0 is the fine-tuning instruction set, which was hand-built by 5,000 Databricks employees and released under a CC license,” Willison wrote in a Mastodon toot.

If the enthusiastic reaction to Meta’s only partially open LLaMA model is any indication, Dolly 2.0 could potentially spark a new wave of open source language models that aren’t hampered by proprietary limitations or restrictions on commercial use. While the word is still out about Dolly’s actual performance ability, further refinements might allow running reasonably powerful LLMs on local consumer-class machines.

“Even if Dolly 2 isn’t good, I expect we’ll see a bunch of new projects using that training data soon,” Willison told Ars. “And some of those might produce something really useful.”

Currently, the Dolly weights are available at Hugging Face, and the databricks-dolly-15k data set can be found on GitHub.

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