10 Samurai Jack Episodes You Need to Rewatch During Its Massive Online Marathon

Excellent news: Samurai Jack is back next month! Even excellenter news: To celebrate, Adult Swim is streaming all 52 episodes of the show on loop, available for free online with no ads, right goddamn now. You should watch all of it, of course, but here are 10 episodes you just can’t miss before the new season returns on March 11.

1) Jack and the Three Blind Archers

A perennial favorite, this episode sees Jack attempt to get access to a well guarded by three Jackal Archers, who’ve trained themselves to overcome their blindness in order to unleash volleys of arrows at anyone who comes close to it. It’s a tale of Jack’s ingenuity as he tries to overcome the Jackals’ defense, but as with a lot of Jack episodes, it’s also told in an incredibly stylish manner, with virtually no dialogue—instead, using the series’ stellar music and sound design to tell its tale. (Season One, Episode 7)

2) Samurai vs. Ninja

That amazing fight in the new season five trailer between Jack and the female assassins, lighting up the dark with the clash of their weapons? It’s an homage to one of the most stylish episodes of the series, in which Jack faces a robot ninja sent by Aku to kill him, and the two warriors use light and shadow to conceal themselves from each other during a truly spectacular duel. (S4, E1)

3) Any Episode With the Scotsman

Aside from Jack and Aku, Samurai Jack doesn’t really do recurring characters. One of the few exceptions to this rule is the Scotsman, Jack’s rowdy, hilarious, machine-gun-for-a-leg-having foil across several episodes. He’s always a hoot when he shows up, but season four’s two-parter “The Scotsman Saves Jack” in particular is great.

4) Tale of X9

Jack is barely in this episode, but it’s an awesome, tragic insight into the world of Aku’s domain and his minions, framed through a noir lens. X9, a robotic detective type given a personality by Aku, is the star as he hunts for the one thing he’s bonded with: a small dog named Lulu. (S4, E11)

5) Jack Learns to Jump Good

Jack is often seen as being great at everything, especially in a fight. But this fun, slightly goofy episode focuses on a rare area of weakness for our hero. It’s sort of an extended take on the classic training sequence montage, but with a village of incredibly affable monkey-like creatures. (S2, E1)

6) Jack and the Haunted House

The closest thing Samurai Jack has to a Halloween special also features one of the most gorgeous fight scenes of the entire series. Jack battles an evil spirit in a style that looks like a moving ink painting mixed with a sentient Rorschach image. (S3, E9)

7) The Princess and the Bounty Hunters

Another episode where Jack is barely in it, “Princess and the Bounty Hunters” is told from the perspective of a group of bounty hunters who are explaining their plans to take down Jack (and then being told how poorly it will go by the titular Princess). Although it’s a lot of fun, when Jack finally appears at the end the episode pivots into a brilliantly anxious scene that is one of the most gut-wrenchingly tense moments of the show. (S4, E5)

8) Aku’s Fairy Tales

One thing season five will be sorely missing is the absence of Mako Iwamatsu, the evil Aku’s original voice actor, who sadly passed away in 2006. “Aku’s Fairy Tales” is told from the villain’s perspective, as he attempts to make the children of the world fear him once again by telling a trio of fairy tales and replacing the heroes and villains with himself and Jack, respectively. It’s an example of the remarkable range and depth Iwamatsu provided to his performance. (S1, E13)

9) Jack and the Smackback

One of the best things about Samurai Jack is its brilliantly choreographed action, and this episode is pretty much all action. Trapped in an homage to the Mad Max’s Thunderdome, Jack is forced into combat against a series of vivid, weird, and fearsome foes, one after the other. They’re all different battles that Jack overcomes in different ways, but the episode essentially one long master class in the show’s violent, kinetic approach to action. (S2, E3)

10) Robo-Samurai vs. Mondo Bot

As the title implies, Jack gets a huge goddamn robot (well, it’s actually a big golem) to pilot in this episode, as he goes up against the gigantic robotic guardian of the city of Andromeda after it inadvertently goes rogue and turns on its creators. Consider it the spiritual ancestor of Tartakovsky’s short-lived but excellent Sym-Bionic Titan, which further explored his love of the mecha genre. (S4, E2)


What episodes of Samurai Jack are you looking forward to rewatching before Jack’s return? Like we said going in, the answer should be all of them, but there are many great episodes not on this list (“Jack vs. Aku,” “Jack Remembers the Past,” “Jack vs. Mad Jack,” “Jack vs Demongo the Soul Collector,” “Jack Tales”—we could go on). Let us know your favorites in the comments below.

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Wolverine Doesn’t Need His Claws to Be a Badass in This New Logan Clip

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In this new clip from the third Wolverine movie, Logan (Hugh Jackman) has a friend who seems to be having some kind of land dispute. The man says he’s gotten a lawyer, but I don’t think he actually needs one. Pretty sure Logan’s got this one handled.

This scene introduces Eriq La Salle (ER) as a character who hasn’t been revealed yet. There are precious little clues here to tell us if he’s playing someone we’d recognize from the comics or someone completely new.

The other question this clip makes us ask is where the hell Professor X (Patrick Stewart) and Laura (Dafne Keen) are. Since we’ve seen the first chunk of the movie, we know this scene doesn’t appear there, and we also know it’s after the three of them get together. So where are they during this scene? Are they in the house? Did they get separated? What’s happening?

I guess we’ll find out when Logan hits theaters on March 3.

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How To Decide Whether or Not to Outsource Your HR Department

Finding all the paperwork in your business a hassle? Struggling to keep up with the mountain of management associated with employing people that isn’t directly related to the work they’re doing for you? Then you might want to consider a professional employer organization (PEO). A… Read More

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Ohio wants IT help with medical marijuana seed-to-sale tracking system

Ohio wants help designing an electronic database to track the state’s medical marijuana industry.
The state is looking for contractors to design and implement systems to track marijuana "seed-to-sale," from its start as a plant to its sale to patients and everything in between.
The system will monitor a lot of important facets of the industry. Responsibilities include tracking the medical marijuana supply chain, the cultivation and harvest of marijuana, the transportation to dispensaries, and the…

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The prophet Jonathan S. Hartley

In 2015, to make extra point plays after touchdowns more uncertain, the NFL moved the extra point distance from the 2-yard line to the 15-yard line. Since the rule change, the expected points from an extra point attempt has fallen from 0.99 (averaging between the 2002 and 2014 NFL seasons) to 0.94 (averaging the 2015 and 2016 NFL seasons) while the expected points from the two point conversion remains 0.95 (averaging between 2002 and 2016 NFL seasons). While the total number of two point conversion attempts per season has almost doubled, most coaches still rarely attempt 2 point conversions when it would be point maximizing (and win maximizing under risk neutral or risk seeking preferences). Using dynamic programming, this paper argues that this result is evidence of a conservative bias and that teams could improve expected wins by attempting more two point conversions.

Hartley is at the Wharton School, here is the link (pdf).

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The Overlooked Benefits of Cloud ERP Software

The debate over on-site vs. cloud ERP software has now been settled. Companies of all sizes and in every industry prefer to rely on the cloud for its ability to lower costs, increase functionality, simplify maintenance, and amplify the benefits of enterprise resource planning software overall.

In practice, however, cloud ERP software is able to deliver even more benefits than even the most enthusiastic adopters expect. It is worth being aware of the overlooked benefits early so that you can begin taking advantage of their full potential starting on day one.

Improve Data Security

Data security is a paramount concern for every business. The risk of a breach is greater than ever, and the consequences range from disruptive to catastrophic. Cloud ERP software actually enhances the level of data security that companies can depend on by bundling a number of security resources together into a single package. Cloud service providers have invested heavily to secure their clouds, and to manage and monitor those clouds according to the direction of world-class security experts. In almost all cases, it will be too costly for companies to invest in similar capabilities just for the protection of their own data.

Optimize Your IT Team

Since the heavy lifting of managing and monitoring your cloud enterprise resource planning software is handled by the provider, your in-house IT team is liberated from a lot of time and labor-intensive work. That means that rather than having to install updates and patches, they can spend their time working on IT initiatives that can deeply impact your bottom line. You free your IT team up to utilize the full extent of their credentials rather than handle an endless stream of rote assignments.

Embrace Mobility

Being able to access mission-critical apps from anywhere at anytime is no longer just an exciting capability for today’s businesses. It is an imperative for any company that hopes to remain competitive and avoid the slow slide into irrelevance. Cloud ERP software has been built from the ground up with mobility in mind. That means companies can instantly embrace a mobile strategy, and evolve that strategy as new devices, data sources, and client expectations are introduced into the mobile ecosystem.

Prepare for the Future

Perhaps the single biggest advantage of cloud ERP software over any other type of implementation is how seamlessly it can change. Since the cloud offers on-demand access to a pool of computing resources, companies can match their exact capabilities to their exact needs at all times. As a result, when growth suddenly accelerates, new markets open up, or the industry landscape takes a turn to the left, companies are not stuck with IT that is no longer relevant. The cloud puts these companies in the perfect position to adapt to changes over the short-, medium-, and long-terms.

Maximize Customer Satisfaction

Cloud ERP software is often viewed as an in-house resource. It is designed to improve communication, collaboration, processes, and strategies for everyone on your team. But as a result of these refinements and enhancements, the overall customer experience improves significantly as well. Issues in the financing, distribution, sales, and marketing departments can easily be resolved so that every customer interaction is as efficient and effective as it can possibly be. And once you begin basing strategic decision making on data rather than assumptions, you’re in prime position to adapt what you do to the exact needs and wants of the customers you serve. The effect on the bottom line is immediate and lasting.

These are the most commonly overlooked benefits. But many companies find that once they implement cloud ERP software, it also leads to unexpected improvements and opportunities that are specific to their operations and goals. Anyone looking to reap the greatest rewards from ERP specifically and IT generally should be very enthusiastic about the capabilities of the cloud.


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MySQL COALESCE Function

Summary: this tutorial introduces you to the MySQL COALESCE function that allows you to substitute NULL values. Introduction to MySQL COALESCE function The following illustrates the COALESCE function syntax: [crayon-5897278041ff1597035468/] The COALESCE function takes a number of arguments and returns the first non-NULL argument. In case all arguments are NULL, the COALESCE function returns NULL. […]

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Berkeley and Hitler

Here’s the best article you are likely to read about the absurdity of calling ANY American president Hitler. This is the sort of persuasion (sprinkled with facts) that can dissolve some of the post-election cognitive dissonance that hangs like a dark cloud over the country. Share it liberally, so to speak. You might save lives.

Speaking of Hitler, I’m ending my support of UC Berkeley, where I got my MBA years ago. I have been a big supporter lately, with both my time and money, but that ends today. I wish them well, but I wouldn’t feel safe or welcome on the campus. A Berkeley professor made that clear to me recently. He seems smart, so I’ll take his word for it.

I’ve decided to side with the Jewish gay immigrant who has an African-American boyfriend, not the hypnotized zombie-boys in black masks who were clubbing people who hold different points of view. I feel that’s reasonable, but I know many will disagree, and possible try to club me to death if I walk on campus. 

Yesterday I asked my most liberal, Trump-hating friend if he ever figured out why Republicans have most of the Governorships, a majority in Congress, the White House, and soon the Supreme Court. He said, “There are no easy answers.”

I submit that there are easy answers. But for many Americans, cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias hide those easy answers behind Hitler hallucinations. 

I’ll keep working on clearing the fog. Estimated completion date, December 2017. It’s a big job.

Scott Adams

Co-founder of WhenHub

Author of How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big

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