The Babylon Bee Presents The Second Civil War

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Babylon Bee: “We Asked AI To Simulate If The U.S. Had A Second Civil War.”

Here are the results:

“In the city, we’re used to being able to burn down a target and no one does anything. I guess it’s different in the suburbs, though.”

“One of the big issues is how we hate guns. But the right loves them. I guess none of us considered how big a disadvantage that would put us in a civil war.”

“Many of the losing combatants fled to the far north. Starvation was rampant among them from lack of access to DoorDash.”

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